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"This is Sakura Matou. I'm not here at the moment, so please leave a message after the tone. I'll contact you as soon as possible."

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You're going to make yourself sick if you do that. Or worse. Between the two choices, I think your date is going to be more worried about you choosing to drink more soy sauce instead of admitting your mistake.



Please reconsider this.

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I don't think my date even knows my name ??
Wait no.
I take that back !!

He does know my name, but he doesn't know anything about me ??

I think he's a loser . . .



Do I have to sleep with him ??
Do people even sleep together on the first date ??


DOES THIS MAKE ME A WHORE ????????????????????????????????????

[springful]

DON'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE YOU DON'T WANT TO TO BEGIN WITH!!

[codere]

I decided if he tries to get me to touch his whacker, I'll whack it off.
It's the only solution.

[springful]

[God she sent that first text more out of a visceral, automatic reaction. When she gets the next text, she just feels exhausted already. This has only been a few texts. How is it this ridiculous already? Why did she think giving Rin dating advice would go alright to begin with????]

If that's what you think you should do then.

[codere]

He's a ninja . . .
I think that means he can use his sweet ninja moves against me :(

[springful]

I'm confident that you'd be able to take him down even if he is a ninja. [This is Rin we're talking about after all.]

[codere]

OK
I'm going to take the bottle of soy sauce and break it over his head, then while he's in a daze, I'll take him out !!

THX

[springful]

Oh.






Good luck, I think. [Godspeed, ninja kid.... Godspeed......]