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It's not that. I just don't find it particularly funny.

[swordboning]

What do you find funny?

[springful]

Um... [Archer you're talking to a person that has about as much of a concept as fun as Shirou of all people THIS IS A HARD QUESTION TO HER!!] Things that are funny, I guess?

[swordboning]

....why is it that when you don't need to be helpful, you're always there to offer a hand but when I just need a couple specific words, there's no help to be found?

[totally emiya over here]

[springful]

I don't see how my taste in humor would be helpful anyways... [She already knows she's lame okay!! But wait she has an idea.] Oh, I know! Fujimura-sensei can be very funny!

[tmw you're relying on taiga of all people]

[swordboning]

.....and Shirou isn't? Those two are two of a kind.

[springful]

He can also be funny with her, but sometimes I feel bad for him during it too... [More like most of the time tbh. It's a hard life with Taiga for a guardian.......]

[swordboning]

Why? He's known her almost his entire life. If he hasn't figured out how to handle her, then I don't know what to say.

[springful]

[tmw she's tempted to ask him if he knows how to handle taiga then... but that would be Weird so no.]

That's what makes it sad. Even after so much time, he's still so hopeless when it comes to certain things.

[swordboning]

It's sad but certainly not the way you mean it.

[He'd shake his head but he's too busy opening the door to the store.]

[springful]

[SMH... But oh boy, now it's grocery shopping time.]

Is there anything in particular you wanted to get?

[swordboning]

Tomatoes. A lot of that and some other herbs and spices.

[springful]

Tomatoes... Are you making a pasta dish, maybe?

[swordboning]

Ketchup. Rin wants homemade ketchup since I won't let her have the unhealthy kind.

[springful]

Ketchup... [but why] She really likes her junk food.

[swordboning]

Don't look to me to control her because I can't.

[springful]

Maybe I'll try speaking with her about it... [She'd rather her future (???) relative not kill herself via bad food.]

[swordboning]

Please do. It would be a shame if she turned into a fat slob. It would certainly reflect poorly on your lineage.

[springful]

I'm not sure the Tohsaka lineage is any of my concern... [WHO CARES ABOUT THAT FAMILY except the Rins tbh.] But I'll try my best. I assume you aren't actually making the kind of food she wants, so please continue to do that.

[swordboning]

Aren't you supposed to be her grandmother or something? You should care. But I'm making sure she eats properly.

[springful]

Supposedly, but it's hard to think of myself like that when I'm only sixteen... [SHE'S NOT THAT OLD GOSH!!]

[swordboning]

In sixteen more years, you should have a young child already entering into school.

[springful]

T-That's still too far ahead in the future for me to think about!

[But she's probably blushing even though she's trying not to because a future!! With Senpai!!!! Having a child together and raising them and BASICALLY THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR HER TO THINK ABOUT, SHE'S TOO HAPPY!]

[swordboning]

What? Were you still living a happy idealistic life in your teens, knowing that you have a future you need to plan for? Or did you just assume that you'd simply have this pseudo-relationship with Shirou until the end of time? One of you is going to have to step up and say something.

[springful]

I think our relationship is fine the way it is right now.

[Like okay sure there's things they could work on like them ACTUALLY TELLING EACH OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS, but he actually calls her his girlfriend!! This is already amazing to her!! Basically she needs to raise her standards a bit.....]